Unexpected Guest
We didn’t ask for Joe, but Joe came anyway. These hand-carved stone busts mysteriously arrived with our inventory, and instead of letting them haunt our storage shelves, we’re passing the mystery on to you.
Crafted from genuine stone (Yellow Calcite, White Quartz, and Green Aventurine), these busts are here for:
Watching over your altar (awkwardly)
Adding chaotic neutral energy to your crystal collection
Making your guests say “…is that Joe Biden?”
Each one is one-of-a-kind. No refunds if it starts whispering policy ideas.
Choose your Joe:
Gold Joe — Yellow Calcite (warm & grounding)
Ghost Joe — White Quartz (cleansing & clarifying)
Forest Joe — Green Aventurine (luck & abundance)
We didn’t ask for Joe, but Joe came anyway. These hand-carved stone busts mysteriously arrived with our inventory, and instead of letting them haunt our storage shelves, we’re passing the mystery on to you.
Crafted from genuine stone (Yellow Calcite, White Quartz, and Green Aventurine), these busts are here for:
Watching over your altar (awkwardly)
Adding chaotic neutral energy to your crystal collection
Making your guests say “…is that Joe Biden?”
Each one is one-of-a-kind. No refunds if it starts whispering policy ideas.
Choose your Joe:
Gold Joe — Yellow Calcite (warm & grounding)
Ghost Joe — White Quartz (cleansing & clarifying)
Forest Joe — Green Aventurine (luck & abundance)
We didn’t ask for Joe, but Joe came anyway. These hand-carved stone busts mysteriously arrived with our inventory, and instead of letting them haunt our storage shelves, we’re passing the mystery on to you.
Crafted from genuine stone (Yellow Calcite, White Quartz, and Green Aventurine), these busts are here for:
Watching over your altar (awkwardly)
Adding chaotic neutral energy to your crystal collection
Making your guests say “…is that Joe Biden?”
Each one is one-of-a-kind. No refunds if it starts whispering policy ideas.
Choose your Joe:
Gold Joe — Yellow Calcite (warm & grounding)
Ghost Joe — White Quartz (cleansing & clarifying)
Forest Joe — Green Aventurine (luck & abundance)